“Jesus Christ, Dad!” Amy shouted, “I don’t know what’s worse- my whole life Nan’s just been a computer or now you’re broke and I can’t have a grandmother anymore!”

“I’m sorry Amy, I never meant it to go on this long, I just wanted you to know your-“ he tried to explain.

“No, I decided, it’s worse that you told me a robot was my grandmother!” Amy ran out of the house.

“You told me you turned that thing off years ago! We’ve been paying $199 a month for all these years?” Jennifer shook her head and followed after Amy.